{"product_id":"patience-threshold-hoodie","title":"Patience Threshold – Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"ylfk77\" data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1847\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003ePatience Threshold – Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1849\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003eSome smiles are warnings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1876\" data-end=\"2222\"\u003eFeaturing a haunting stitched grin hiding rows of jagged teeth, \u003cstrong data-start=\"1940\" data-end=\"1962\"\u003ePatience Threshold\u003c\/strong\u003e blends gothic horror with razor-sharp sarcasm. The unsettling artwork captures that thin line between calm composure and complete chaos, while the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"2117\" data-end=\"2174\"\u003e\"My personality is fine. It's your patience threshold.\"\u003c\/em\u003e delivers the perfect darkly humorous punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2224\" data-end=\"2487\"\u003eInspired by horror aesthetics, alternative culture, and dry wit, this design is made for those who appreciate sarcasm served with a sinister smile. Equal parts creepy and comedic, it's guaranteed to turn heads—and maybe encourage people not to test your patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2489\" data-end=\"2602\"\u003ePerfect for fans of gothic fashion, horror art, alternative streetwear, and anyone with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o2c85r\" data-start=\"2604\" data-end=\"2623\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2625\" data-end=\"2855\"\u003e• Premium soft-feel unisex hoodie\u003cbr data-start=\"2658\" data-end=\"2661\"\u003e\n• Warm and comfortable for everyday wear\u003cbr data-start=\"2701\" data-end=\"2704\"\u003e\n• High-quality DTG printed artwork\u003cbr data-start=\"2738\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003e\n• Classic relaxed fit with kangaroo pocket\u003cbr data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2786\"\u003e\n• Adjustable drawcord hood\u003cbr data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"2815\"\u003e\n• Made to order to reduce overproduction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Vintage Nonsense","offers":[{"title":"Black Smoke \/ XS","offer_id":57682494685515,"sku":"HD-UNI-AWD-JH001-COLLEGE-BLACKSMOKE-XS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Smoke \/ S","offer_id":57682494718283,"sku":"HD-UNI-AWD-JH001-COLLEGE-BLACKSMOKE-S","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Smoke \/ M","offer_id":57682494751051,"sku":"HD-UNI-AWD-JH001-COLLEGE-BLACKSMOKE-M","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Smoke \/ L","offer_id":57682494783819,"sku":"HD-UNI-AWD-JH001-COLLEGE-BLACKSMOKE-L","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Smoke \/ XL","offer_id":57682494816587,"sku":"HD-UNI-AWD-JH001-COLLEGE-BLACKSMOKE-XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Smoke \/ XXL","offer_id":57682494849355,"sku":"HD-UNI-AWD-JH001-COLLEGE-BLACKSMOKE-2XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Smoke \/ 3XL","offer_id":57682494882123,"sku":"HD-UNI-AWD-JH001-COLLEGE-BLACKSMOKE-3XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/4024\/8139\/files\/mockup-118a0c5d849f9af7593f58abe0f37877.png?v=1782444512","url":"https:\/\/vintagenonsense.co.uk\/products\/patience-threshold-hoodie","provider":"Vintage Nonsense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}