{"product_id":"patience-threshold-t-shirt","title":"Patience Threshold – T-Shirt","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\t\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-section-id=\"jydi32\" data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"841\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003ePatience Threshold – T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eSome smiles are warnings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"1216\"\u003eFeaturing a haunting stitched grin hiding rows of jagged teeth, \u003cstrong data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"956\"\u003ePatience Threshold\u003c\/strong\u003e blends gothic horror with razor-sharp sarcasm. The unsettling artwork captures that thin line between calm composure and complete chaos, while the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e\"My personality is fine. It's your patience threshold.\"\u003c\/em\u003e delivers the perfect darkly humorous punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1218\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003eInspired by horror aesthetics, alternative culture, and dry wit, this design is made for those who appreciate sarcasm served with a sinister smile. Equal parts creepy and comedic, it's guaranteed to turn heads—and maybe encourage people not to test your patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003ePerfect for fans of gothic fashion, horror art, alternative streetwear, and anyone with a wicked sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o2c85r\" data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1617\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1619\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003e• Premium soft-feel unisex t-shirt\u003cbr data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1656\"\u003e\n• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear\u003cbr data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003e\n• High-quality DTG printed artwork\u003cbr data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1743\"\u003e\n• Classic relaxed fit\u003cbr data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1767\"\u003e\n• Made to order to reduce overproduction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"Vintage Nonsense","offers":[{"title":"Deep Black \/ S","offer_id":57682493210955,"sku":"TS-UNI-AWD-AT001-DEEPBLACK-S","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Black \/ M","offer_id":57682493243723,"sku":"TS-UNI-AWD-AT001-DEEPBLACK-M","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Black \/ L","offer_id":57682493276491,"sku":"TS-UNI-AWD-AT001-DEEPBLACK-L","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Black \/ XL","offer_id":57682493309259,"sku":"TS-UNI-AWD-AT001-DEEPBLACK-XL","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Black \/ XXL","offer_id":57682493342027,"sku":"TS-UNI-AWD-AT001-DEEPBLACK-2XL","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Deep Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":57682493374795,"sku":"TS-UNI-AWD-AT001-DEEPBLACK-3XL","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/4024\/8139\/files\/mockup-6e154b738551afa753be0a421e941da4.png?v=1782444427","url":"https:\/\/vintagenonsense.co.uk\/products\/patience-threshold-t-shirt","provider":"Vintage Nonsense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}