Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I order?
T-Shirts
Small – 34/36"
Medium – 38/40"
Large – 42/44"
XL – 46/48"
2XL – 50/52"
3XL – 54/56"
Hoodies
Small – 36"
Medium – 40"
Large – 44"
XL – 48"
2XL – 52"
3XL – 56"
If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.
Still unsure? Get in touch and we'll be happy to help.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Products are typically printed and dispatched within 5 working days. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Can I track my order?
Yes. Once your order has been dispatched, you'll receive tracking information by email where available.
Do you offer personalised products?
Yes. Visit our Customisation section to explore The Old Switcheroo™, Make It Personal™, and Got An Idea?™
Can I personalise any design?
Yes. Any design can be personalised , but some design images may have to be made smaller to fit.
What if I have an idea that isn't listed?
Use Got An Idea?™ and tell us what you're planning. Stag dos, hen dos, sports tours, family holidays, charity events and wonderfully ridiculous ideas are all welcome.
What can I add with Make It Personal™?
Add names, dates, quotes, nicknames and short messages to eligible Vintage Nonsense designs.
How does The Old Switcheroo™ work?
We move eligible Vintage Nonsense artwork from front to back, or back to front, while keeping the same design.
How much is shipping?
Shipping costs are flat rate .
UK- £4.99
EU-£14.99
Rest of World- £15-24.99
Free UK shipping is available on orders over £50.
Can I return or exchange my order?
Because products are made to order, returns and exchanges are only accepted for faulty, damaged, or incorrectly supplied items.
How are your products made?
All products are printed to order using high-quality DTG printing, helping reduce waste and overproduction.