Still Collecting Data – T-Shirt

The official recruitment campaign nobody remembers signing up for.

Featuring everyone's favourite curious extraterrestrial pointing directly at the viewer with a simple request: "We Need You"... specifically, your cows. Whether it's surveillance, abduction, or just a highly questionable scientific study, the mission remains classified.

Perfect for conspiracy theorists, alien enthusiasts, late-night rabbit hole explorers, and anyone convinced they've already been added to the database.

Product Details

• Premium soft-feel unisex t-shirt
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• High-quality DTG printed artwork
• Classic relaxed fit
• Made to order to reduce overproduction